sourdick ([info]sourdick) wrote,
@ 2009-01-06 14:24:00
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I don't get a goodbye because I went crazy and tried to rip your throat out while we were having sex
Happy New Year, everyone. Everyone is buzzing about LiveJournal closing down. Well, guys, not to run the risk of sounding melodramatic but goodbye forever!

Today’s adventure comes from Ken, the cranky hippy who tricked me into watching hardcore (heterosexual) porn at work at 8 in the morning a while back. He has been complaining all day about how his favourite channel hasn’t been working since Wednesday, so today he got on the phone and called them.

“Hi, I can’t see [name of channel, which I seriously cannot remember the name of] anymore... (long pause) (shouting) WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CANCELLED IT???”

Later, he called his wife to break the bad news to her. The depression level seemed somewhere along the lines of “my dog just died.”

“I know... I know... ... No, its cancelled completely... .. I don’t know..... .... What can we do about it? .... ... I know ...Okay.... ... I’ll see you at dinner . Bye “

Some day I hope to be that passionate about TV (not sarcasm).



Bonus chatlog because is Tuesday
Ryan says:
tell me that you asked what channel he was talking about
James says:
if i ASK he'll know i was LISTENING

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[info]wrldtravlr2
2009-01-06 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Two weeks from now randomly mention your favorite magazine went out of business with no warning or last issue. Maybe he'll commiserate.

But REEEALLLY do you really care what channel it is?

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[info]sourdick
2009-01-06 10:05 pm UTC (link)
No, but I dont really care what Britney Spears is up to, but that doesnt stop me from refreshing celeb blogs all day...

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[info]elderfear
2009-01-06 10:57 pm UTC (link)
LJ is closing down?

-yawn- I'm shocked. Shocked, I say. -yawn-

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[info]sourdick
2009-01-07 09:45 am UTC (link)
i needed an excuse to use my GOODBYE FOREVER joke

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[info]rogonandi
2009-01-07 01:06 am UTC (link)
Is livejournal being a internet drama llama?

And heterosexual porn isn't that bad. It's sometimes better than gay porn. :P

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[info]sourdick
2009-01-07 09:45 am UTC (link)
YOURE GAY

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[info]rogonandi
2009-01-07 03:41 pm UTC (link)
Just because I like the pussy sometimes doesn't mean I'm attracted to the woman... :P

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[info]earths_citizen
2009-01-07 08:29 pm UTC (link)
thats like being a vegan and buying something at a steak house.
I mean, why?

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[info]rogonandi
2009-01-10 12:16 am UTC (link)
Because variety is the spice of life? :P

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[info]grunyo
2009-01-09 07:42 pm UTC (link)
because maybe you've talked to women and realize.. well. you know

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[info]rogonandi
2009-01-10 12:18 am UTC (link)
They have baby fever, at least many of the ones I hang around. :P

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[info]minarin
2009-01-07 01:10 am UTC (link)
Everyone is buzzing about LiveJournal closing down.

wait, what?

also, LOL at your chatlog.

edit: i read some articles...it says they are restructuring...i wouldn't jump to the conclusion that LJ is going to shut down forever...

however...*starts the back up process*

Edited at 2009-01-07 01:17 am UTC

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[info]penispuke
2009-01-07 11:49 am UTC (link)
Ah, fuck 'em if they do! Everybody ends up on "MyWaste" and "Fecesbook" anyway.

(But does anybody know where, "Show your _cock_cock2_dick_cunt_tits_ass" went anyway? I don't see it.)

--"Pe-Pu"

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are you kidding me?
[info]earths_citizen
2009-01-07 08:29 pm UTC (link)
how pathetic is your life when this shit becomes dramatic?
It's a TV station...they come and go like an orgasm to a 16yo boy.
Kill your TV, yo!

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[info]major7
2009-01-07 10:51 pm UTC (link)

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[info]applejackstoday
2009-01-09 02:46 am UTC (link)
Im rather depressed that this is the lasr season of The L word.

So chyeah, I know what its like to be dramatic over a tv show.

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