sourdick ([info]sourdick) wrote,
@ 2009-03-21 22:51:00
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Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I decided around eight PM, after having a drink or two, that I wanted to slow cook a ham for Sunday night dinner, so I hoofed it up to the nearest grocery store (why? what do you do do on Saturday night??)

As I approached the door three girls spotted me and said “Him! Him!” and ran up to me and asked if I spoke French. I said yes, and they said, “She’s getting married tomorrow, will you kiss her? It’s only a dollar”



For some weird reason I said yes and ended up with a French girls lips against mine, which was strange enough until she grabbed the back of my hair and forced her tongue into my mouth.

Now I can unironically say I kissed a girl and I liked it, I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it.

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[info]suitablyemoname
2009-03-22 02:57 am UTC (link)
I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it.

Which one?

:P

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[info]sourdick
2009-03-22 02:59 am UTC (link)
Can I say BOTH?

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[info]earths_citizen
2009-03-22 05:05 pm UTC (link)
jezebel!

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[info]kappsgurl
2009-03-22 02:57 am UTC (link)
Since I've already heard this story and I'm over the initial shock, my question NOW is... You were going to carry a ham home on foot?

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[info]sourdick
2009-03-22 02:59 am UTC (link)
its 600 grams.. I think I can manage.

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[info]wendykh
2009-03-22 03:20 am UTC (link)

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[info]sourdick
2009-03-22 03:21 am UTC (link)
I'm not THAT drunk, missy. What is your question please, share it with the group!

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[info]poobah103
2009-03-22 03:34 am UTC (link)
I'm now trying to decide if I'd rather have the ability to slow cook a ham on a whim or summon a French girl to make out with by walking outside my house. Of course, with my luck, I'd probably just wind up with the ability to slow cook a French girl, and that almost never comes in handy.

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[info]wendykh
2009-03-22 05:13 am UTC (link)
I'd like to summon a French girl to kiss me and then cook me a ham.

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[info]sourdick
2009-03-22 05:23 am UTC (link)
I think you figured out the magic combination!

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[info]audrawilliams
2009-03-22 04:00 am UTC (link)
That's kind of uh super hot! Or I have spring fever. Or both!

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[info]minarin
2009-03-22 04:46 am UTC (link)
what?! i want a kiss, too.

also, did you use that userpic to feel better about what you've done?!?! :3

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[info]sourdick
2009-03-22 05:22 am UTC (link)
ITS SITUATIONALLY APPROPRIATE!

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[info]terrabyte
2009-03-22 10:53 am UTC (link)
That's what I call unexpected ham :)

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[info]jujubeantea
2009-03-22 02:57 pm UTC (link)
how fun!!!

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[info]catalyster
2009-03-22 04:59 pm UTC (link)
You saturday nights sound eerily similar to mine.

I usually end up getting bored around 4 or 5.. and start looking for something yummy to make, while enjoying wine.... by the time i'm done cooking i've usually finished off the bottle of wine and it's about 8 or 9... then i go pass-out after eating my delicious meal.

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[info]wendykh
2009-03-22 06:23 pm UTC (link)
I do that but forget to eat or am not hungry by the time it's done.

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[info]catalyster
2009-03-22 06:26 pm UTC (link)
that happens quite often as well. haha.

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[info]juanoclock
2009-03-22 09:10 pm UTC (link)
A dollar, eh?

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[info]sourdick
2009-03-22 10:53 pm UTC (link)
about 80 cents US, a real deal!

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[info]juanoclock
2009-03-22 11:11 pm UTC (link)
A real Loonie! Hot dog! That could buy a family in America a Value Meal for a... well, you could buy an American a lunch with a dollar. Let's put it that way.

Did you bite it to make sure it's real?

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[info]sykopathicfairy
2009-03-22 09:46 pm UTC (link)
what tradition will do to you...

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[info]sourdick
2009-03-22 10:53 pm UTC (link)
we're not getting married. were already commonlaw spouses which has all the rights and benefits of a married couple, so whats the point?

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[info]sykopathicfairy
2009-03-22 11:47 pm UTC (link)
the pay a dollar for a kiss... thats a tradition with bachelorette parties in some cultures

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[info]rogonandi
2009-03-23 12:56 am UTC (link)
That's actually kind of cute. :)

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[info]derflughafen
2009-03-23 01:08 am UTC (link)
Hah, although I don't think I could ever kiss a girl. First girls, and then vaginas. Its too scary

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[info]spyderzero
2009-03-23 04:56 am UTC (link)
The French have amazing skills, sir. I'm glad you could check out my team's stadium!

(I'm not funny, I'm sorry..)

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[info]luckyme_in
2009-03-23 08:10 pm UTC (link)
Oh my...you may have been upgraded to bi-sexual. Eh...you're omni-sexual everyone wants you. :P

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[info]garinjwind
2009-03-24 01:12 am UTC (link)
I think it would've been weirder if you'd said no.

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