sourdick ([info]sourdick) wrote,
@ 2009-06-04 14:37:00
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I wish I didn't have to stir this pudding.
I ate a banana cream pie flavoured pudding at the end of my lunch today. Later when I went to throw the empty plastic cup in the trash, I noticed the expiry date read: December 24, 2008.

Am I going to die?


This is when I SHOULD have eaten the delicious pudding.

I think my tummy is hurting. Is it getting all fuzzy in here? Oh God..

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[info]suitablyemoname
2009-06-04 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Banana cream? *snerk*

You'll probably be fine. Those pudding cups are all chemicals anyway, and they're practically hermetically-sealed.

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-04 06:58 pm UTC (link)
whats wrong with banana cream

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[info]chucknoblet
2009-06-04 07:05 pm UTC (link)
8==D ~~~~~~~~~~
^^^^^ "banana cream"

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-04 07:17 pm UTC (link)
i had chocolate chip yesterday!

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[info]chucknoblet
2009-06-04 07:18 pm UTC (link)
I can only think of one possibility for what chocolate chip might mean, and I'm not sure how to ASCII-draw it.

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[info]findingme_lost
2009-06-05 05:50 pm UTC (link)
she's hermetically sealed to the bike!!!

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[info]chucknoblet
2009-06-05 05:52 pm UTC (link)
at least until she gets down to her birth weight of five poundsh shix ounshes

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[info]chucknoblet
2009-06-04 07:04 pm UTC (link)
yes

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-04 07:17 pm UTC (link)
oh no.. what about all my unfinished video games :(

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[info]chucknoblet
2009-06-04 07:19 pm UTC (link)
srry

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[info]kappsgurl
2009-06-04 07:26 pm UTC (link)
THE BANANAS ATTACK AGAIN.

CURSE YOU, BANANAS! CURSSSSEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!1

Edited at 2009-06-04 07:27 pm UTC

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-04 11:19 pm UTC (link)
what

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[info]kappsgurl
2009-06-04 11:36 pm UTC (link)
My banana alergy? Have we met?

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-05 10:38 am UTC (link)
ok pop quiz sweetheart, what am ~i~ allergic to

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[info]kappsgurl
2009-06-05 03:47 pm UTC (link)
Don't "sweetheart" me. I talk about my banana allergy ALL the time, but I only have a a vague memory of you mentioning yours.

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[info]should_ing
2009-06-04 07:29 pm UTC (link)
Well, looks like the chances of you dying are getting higher and higher as the day progresses.

Maybe...expired banana cream pie pudding is the cure for H1N1?

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-04 11:19 pm UTC (link)
my leg hurts now :(

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[info]bee_york
2009-06-04 08:38 pm UTC (link)
This just isn't your day, is it? ;_;

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-04 11:20 pm UTC (link)
nothing else else could possibly go wrong... right? :(

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[info]piesandcakes
2009-06-04 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Did it actually still taste of banana by the time you got around to eating it?

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-04 11:19 pm UTC (link)
yes! it was delicious! yummers!

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[info]penispuke
2009-06-05 03:02 am UTC (link)
Actually, if only you'd saved the tree along with the pudding eating the bark is very medicinal and clears out all those nasty banana toxins! But if you can wait, an early round of SUMMER SAUSAGE will blow a huge out amount of those soured, festering things from your colon!

--"Pe-Pu" :D

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[info]earths_citizen
2009-06-05 04:10 am UTC (link)
drama queen

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-05 10:38 am UTC (link)
why are we even friends? honestly now

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[info]earths_citizen
2009-06-05 03:57 pm UTC (link)
It's not my fault you chose to stop being friendly.

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[info]jujubeantea
2009-06-05 03:13 pm UTC (link)
i cooked and ate breaded chicken cutlet the other day. then i gave a little bit to my dog, but he threw it up 3.2 seconds after swallowing. when i checked the remaining raw chicken, they had a funky smell since they were kept in the fridge (not freezer) for weeks, and the eggs that i dipped them in expired weeks ago too. i havent died from salmonella or anything (yet) sooooo you'll probably be ok too :)

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[info]luckyme_in
2009-06-05 06:30 pm UTC (link)
Remind me not to eat dinner at your place ok? ;)

*snicker* Cleaned my fridge out last night, lots of things turning fuzzy in there.

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[info]jujubeantea
2009-06-05 03:13 pm UTC (link)
ps. now my dog refuses to eat chicken that i put on his plate...

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[info]sirbelgarion
2009-06-05 05:04 pm UTC (link)
Did you need me to come over and take care of you!

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[info]luckyme_in
2009-06-05 06:29 pm UTC (link)
Yes...yes you are going to die....eventually and probably not in a pudding related accident.

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[info]minarin
2009-06-06 07:14 pm UTC (link)
weren't you like, "hmm, i don't remember buying this recently,"?

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