sourdick ([info]sourdick) wrote,
@ 2009-06-15 10:05:00
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You may have surmised, that explosion was for the tourists. The *real* action is right up here!
Can I confess something? I tell you this as an friend, I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.



I don’t think that’s a particularly rare thing to think?

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[info]kappsgurl
2009-06-15 02:27 pm UTC (link)
Maybe it's not such a good idea to talk about what is essentially suicidal thoughts in a public entry. I'm just putting that out there.

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-15 03:01 pm UTC (link)
and why not? I don't want to die, I just want to be part of an explosion

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[info]bee_york
2009-06-15 03:05 pm UTC (link)
I don't want to die, I just want to be part of an explosion

I fucking love you for this comment.

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[info]kappsgurl
2009-06-15 03:08 pm UTC (link)
An ex of mine used to fantasize about crashing a plane when he was taking flying lessons. He never flew again.

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[info]kappsgurl
2009-06-15 03:10 pm UTC (link)
Wait, that sounds morbid. I meant that he decided not to take any more lessons after that because he got freaked out about what he might do.

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-15 03:40 pm UTC (link)
Another gold star in the list of "Jen's Ex's"

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[info]kappsgurl
2009-06-15 03:44 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, yeah, I know.

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-15 03:56 pm UTC (link)
Remember that guy who was scared of bats? That was the best..

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[info]kappsgurl
2009-06-15 03:59 pm UTC (link)
But enough about ME...

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[info]rogonandi
2009-06-15 02:55 pm UTC (link)
A head-on collision with another car doesn't always result in an explosion. :P

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-15 03:02 pm UTC (link)
Yes. Yes it does. Don't ruin it for me!

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[info]rogonandi
2009-06-15 04:28 pm UTC (link)
Often it will just cause a bunch of broken glass, and bones...besides, I love ruining things for you.

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[info]doombeast
2009-06-15 03:13 pm UTC (link)
There's a comment to be made, about Dominic, flamboyant, flames, catalyst, fire big... but it's 8:14AM and I need to take a shower.

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-15 03:40 pm UTC (link)
That's a bit of a stretch and you're supposed to be in a good mood!

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[info]doombeast
2009-06-15 03:41 pm UTC (link)
HONK HONK

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[info]bee_york
2009-06-15 03:07 pm UTC (link)
You honestly write some of THE best shit on my f-list. If everyone wrote as awesomely as you, I'd never be able to tear myself away from LJ. :P


(And for the record, those thoughts are pretty damn normal. I'm serious. As long as you don't plan on actually acting them out, it's all good!)

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[info]kittana
2009-06-15 03:36 pm UTC (link)
If you want the big explosion you better travel with a pyrotechnics crew so when the crash happens that can make it go boom even better.

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-15 03:42 pm UTC (link)
How can I get a bunch of pyrotechnic groupies? This is URGENT.

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[info]kittana
2009-06-15 03:53 pm UTC (link)
Hmm...maybe google pyrotechnic groupies?
Set an add out looking for people to follow you around...wait..no that sounds stalkerish. Try Google :P

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-15 04:13 pm UTC (link)
Craiglist, here I come!

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[info]suitablyemoname
2009-06-15 04:51 pm UTC (link)
M25 FOR PYROTECHNICS CREW -- wolf shirts need not apply

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[info]kaji_kun
2009-06-15 03:37 pm UTC (link)
I'm afraid of heights because I'm compelled to throw myself off.

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-15 03:42 pm UTC (link)
What's stopping you

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[info]chucknoblet
2009-06-15 03:39 pm UTC (link)
GURL.

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-15 03:44 pm UTC (link)
I'm great physically. I got a Ph.D. in oral sex.

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[info]chucknoblet
2009-06-15 03:44 pm UTC (link)
D:

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-15 04:15 pm UTC (link)
I didn't go to school for four years so people wouldn't call me DOCTOR

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[info]chucknoblet
2009-06-15 04:16 pm UTC (link)
sorry - DR. GURL.

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[info]sidd2600
2009-06-15 03:44 pm UTC (link)
Going the wrong way down the autobahn is a pretty popular German suicide method.

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[info]earths_citizen
2009-06-15 04:27 pm UTC (link)
I do the same with cliffs. Too bad there's not as many down here to confront, but the logic is stillr ather clear.
I have deeper instincts to just mawl a car in the parking lot and walk away. You know, the super-refined, nice ones that are polished clean daily?

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[info]ericthoughts
2009-06-15 06:40 pm UTC (link)
No I have thought about that before. That and hamming on the gas at a stop sign and just ramming the person in front of me.

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some like it hot
[info]major7
2009-06-16 01:30 am UTC (link)

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[info]red_eyed_yoshi
2009-06-16 03:09 am UTC (link)
Typical Montreal driver.

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[info]penispuke
2009-06-16 06:06 am UTC (link)
As Woody Allen said in response to the question, "How do you face the inevitability of your own mortality?", "Well, the idea of death itself doesn't bother me -- I just don't want to be there when it happens!" LMFAO!

--"Pe-Pu"

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[info]spyderzero
2009-06-16 06:57 am UTC (link)
I've thought, more or less, of the feeling of bone and sinew tearing as I go through the windshield, and the look of sheer horror from the mother and her kids as I splatter across the windshield in a grotesque painting.

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-16 01:32 pm UTC (link)
Now we're talkin'!!! Yes!

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[info]spyderzero
2009-06-18 08:50 am UTC (link)
I forgot to mention, your above quote is from Annie Hall. Nice! Walken = The Man.

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