sourdick ([info]sourdick) wrote,
@ 2009-06-21 00:03:00
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My prom is wherever you are.
My Google News alert for “Zac Efron Montreal” has finally paid off. I can’t read a damn thing this article says, but apparently Zac Efron is sleeping on the same island as I am.



I can’t figure out what part of town he’s in from the picture, but I intend on driving around all night until I find him, and rape him.

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[info]derflughafen
2009-06-21 05:06 am UTC (link)
He looks like a little boy

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-21 05:46 am UTC (link)
I'd make a man out of him.

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[info]derflughafen
2009-06-21 05:48 am UTC (link)
Not after the song and dance 1st

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[info]rogonandi
2009-06-21 05:17 am UTC (link)
Is this the beginning of yet another dangerous liason? :P

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-21 05:45 am UTC (link)
I would gladly murder Ben and Chris just to gently brush the lips of Zac Efron for a moment

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[info]suitablyemoname
2009-06-21 05:32 am UTC (link)
Perhaps Morgan Freeman could arrange a rendezvous?

(I originally typed "Gordon Freeman", but figured you wanted to fuck him before the headcrabs had their turn.)

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-21 05:44 am UTC (link)
That name no longer has any meaning for me. ( http://www.hindustantimes.com/StoryPage/StoryPage.aspx?sectionName=HomePage&id=3f572bde-f480-405a-a395-8eb2eb974835&Headline=Morgan+Freeman+had+an+affair+with+step-granddaughter%3f )

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[info]wendykh
2009-06-21 01:43 pm UTC (link)
Meh. People get drunk, shit happens. Whatever.

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-21 02:04 pm UTC (link)
If thats the case, I think the most important issue here is how did he manage to be drunk for ten straight years? I think I need to know that and impliment the plan immediately.

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[info]kappsgurl
2009-06-22 01:34 am UTC (link)
OH MAN - I heard about that and totally meant to ask you.

BTW: "My Google News alert for “Zac Efron Montreal” has finally paid off."

I LOLed.

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[info]glassarchitect
2009-06-22 07:33 pm UTC (link)
That article was from a tabloid... the Enquirer, as the article says. So I highly doubt that story is any sort of reputable.

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[info]glassarchitect
2009-06-22 07:35 pm UTC (link)
But outside that, I send you metric tons of good luck. And remember... pics or it didn't happen :P

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[info]transparent_85
2009-06-21 05:53 am UTC (link)
i wish you luck in your celebrity rape quest.

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[info]doombeast
2009-06-21 07:01 am UTC (link)
Wretched taste, as always. /judgement

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-21 01:55 pm UTC (link)
abs look good on some people~ its not a bad thing

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[info]doombeast
2009-06-21 07:51 pm UTC (link)
HIS FACE IS A WAILING CACOPHONY OF HORRID BADDDDDDDDDDDD

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[info]earths_citizen
2009-06-21 07:22 am UTC (link)
grow up

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-21 02:00 pm UTC (link)
do you like anything at all that is fun, or silly? Does everything have to be an essay on Mayakovsky to make it worth your while? I'm dangerously close to having you as my third forever-banned user.

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[info]earths_citizen
2009-06-23 12:23 am UTC (link)
I love fun and silly.
This is mindless. Then again, idol worship is what is it.

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[info]garinjwind
2009-06-21 07:37 am UTC (link)
... Who?

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-21 02:02 pm UTC (link)
an american actor who played in a musical tv show that spun off into a series of movies about being in highschool

he has an awkward face, but a simply amazing bod (similar to daniel radcliff, and gold medalist michael phelps)

efron:

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[info]garinjwind
2009-06-21 10:59 pm UTC (link)
Hmm, I prefer a nice face. Bodies are so typical and easy to acquire; faces are truly unique, the window into the soul.

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[info]kappsgurl
2009-06-22 01:36 am UTC (link)
Well, you can't possibly be gay then.

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[info]findingme_lost
2009-06-22 01:49 am UTC (link)
i concur!

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[info]luckyme_in
2009-06-22 01:01 pm UTC (link)
3rd-ed.

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[info]penispuke
2009-06-23 06:53 am UTC (link)
That must make two non-gay faggots that we know of since not only am I facially oriented but I never adjusted to the gay standard of a 6' 115 - 120 lbs. "rrrrrrripped" guy whose musculature looks about ready to burst through that bedsheet-thick layer of skin these often borderline anorexic "hotties" often have. It still looks bizarre and self-contradictory to me! Fact is, I once had a choice (As I once actually could have!) of going madly for a "nottie" who felt self-consciously inferior to his "hottie" ("Gay Standard"!) friend because of his slight paunch which fired my nads like a half a bottle of Viagra-Plus! The "hottie" was at a complete loss to explain my insane and insulting behavior because, "whatever 'L-O-L-A' wants.....", well, you know the rest!
Well, I wasn't exactly "chub chasing" a bison who broke loose from the herd! Later that night I realized the cock I was sucking was like a sculpture (You've met that kind, haven't you?) and, later on I asked him, "No matter when it is, if you're the one kick off first, would you will me that thing so I can have it preserved and it can still serve a purpose when the rest of you can't?" (I got indignantly back-handed on the head and laughed myself nearly into busting my bowels in several places!)

Oh, but that was a facial initial attraction and the "little belly" frosted the cake just fine!
(I better be careful here amongst a scary majority who do not share my strange, un-gay fetish! I'll even cover my face with my hair and glasses disguise! =:-o

--"Pe-Pu"

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[info]poobah103
2009-06-21 08:11 am UTC (link)
RUIN HIM WITH YOUR PASSION!

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-21 02:03 pm UTC (link)
i could do things to him shawn that would make you sick to your stomach

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[info]chucknoblet
2009-06-22 03:22 pm UTC (link)
i'm in

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[info]should_ing
2009-06-21 10:53 am UTC (link)
He was at the Virgin Festival all weekend at Parc Jean Drapeau! with his ugly girlfriend...

I still maintain 100% that he looks like a lesbian though.

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-21 02:02 pm UTC (link)
so you're saying you're after him too? thems fightin words, missy

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[info]should_ing
2009-06-21 02:34 pm UTC (link)
Haha not MYYYY kinda lesbian! he looks like the actress Daniela Sea...look her up, you'll see what I mean :P

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-21 02:35 pm UTC (link)
http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&q=Daniela+++Sea&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=

good lord~ thats creepy~

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[info]should_ing
2009-06-21 02:39 pm UTC (link)
:D she's hotter in my opinion! lol but still not my kinda lesbian :P

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[info]findingme_lost
2009-06-22 01:50 am UTC (link)
LMAO i like her face better than zach's

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[info]noopyboybrian
2009-06-22 02:09 am UTC (link)
so do i! she's hotter than hell.
reminds me of the time I was out at a club one night, and started a conversation with a guy I thought was really yummy, only to find out it was a very nice lesbian. We both had a good laugh.

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[info]minarin
2009-06-21 04:17 pm UTC (link)
:D

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[info]juanoclock
2009-06-21 09:40 pm UTC (link)
Fine. That simply means one less person competing for James McAvoy.

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[info]findingme_lost
2009-06-22 01:51 am UTC (link)
James McAvoy without the facial hair...please.

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[info]piesandcakes
2009-06-22 09:19 pm UTC (link)
For a strange 6 degrees of sepration, a guy I worked with got stabbed by his brother.

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[info]juanoclock
2009-06-22 09:27 pm UTC (link)
By McAvoy's brother? Oh dear... those Glaswegians. Always stab-happy.

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[info]piesandcakes
2009-06-22 09:42 pm UTC (link)
Yeah it was McAvoy's brother, was big news over here. Glasgow has a prerequisite that you carry a knife. I remember having to deal with a customer stabbing another in the post office in my supermarket all because he skipped place in the queue.

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[info]major7
2009-06-22 01:04 am UTC (link)
when you do find him and fuck him...
picsplz

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[info]should_ing
2009-06-22 01:42 am UTC (link)
My friend Ting met him today! :P

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[info]sourdick
2009-06-22 01:52 am UTC (link)
WHERE

I went to the Lennon show at Beaux Arts and walked the underground a bit. No Efron sightings. TELL ME PLEASE :(

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[info]chucknoblet
2009-06-22 03:23 pm UTC (link)
not nice

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[info]meridianchild
2009-06-22 11:53 pm UTC (link)
Lock him in the basement and I'll brt.

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[info]sirbelgarion
2009-06-23 04:23 pm UTC (link)
Any success yet? Update please.

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